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Leo
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Alright everyone. I'm hyper, and when I get hyper I come up with weird ideas...my newest idea is this. Everyone is going to post up a random saying or phrase that you've heard. It can be serious, but let's try to keep it humorous. Make us laugh!!! I'll start it off.




"Taste the rainbow...eat crayons!"

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140 Max Magic

Founder of the Guardians of Restoration
The Ruthless Guardian of Storms

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Kieren
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(must be yelled in the middle of a serious conversation for maximum effectiveness)
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone

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Kieren's MP = 60
Shareem's MP = 50

[18:05:01] Rayna : Of course you haven't, Kieren
[18:05:07] Rayna : you're a sexy beast

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Riku
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bleeding anuses are no laughing matter. Trust me.

Now not really oe liners bt... still funny ad random

"So you just left the burger lying somewhere in my room to go mouldy?"
"Ya but I have faith in ur ability to locate it before then"


"How the hell did she tie this bow so tight?"
"Well seeing as she's basically blind I'm surprised she tied it at all"

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Skype wrote:[12:42:17 AM] Joe: i wanna fuck a koala D;
[12:42:20 AM] Lenneth/Hrist: me too

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Lensilrist
The La Vaeas of Darkness
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" I NEED AN ADULT, I NEED AN ADULT!!"

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Overlord Of Darkness, Heartless Prince, Terror of Lust

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Jet Enduro
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shut up woman and get on my horse

cuz your the king of the beavers

along with

eat it with a side of shit covered cum pockets

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Chicken: How do you Hear silence you dumb bitch?

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Leo
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hahaha , most of these are pretty good.


Ever made love to a man???
0_0 "um NO!"

:) Want to??

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Hmmm....

"Life is a bitch, because if it were a slut, it'd be easy."

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Enigma
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"Do you have any Black inside you? No? Would you like some?"

=D

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MorpheusZero
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“Sometimes I feel that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body - which actually works out pretty well”

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Leo
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If you think nobody cares you're alive, try not filing your taxes.


I shall take over America! With sporks, napkins, and Styrofoam! And bubble wrap!

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The Ruthless Guardian of Storms

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Enigma
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Hmmm, how can we cawm?

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Lensilrist
The La Vaeas of Darkness
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Something something something something something dark side

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Overlord Of Darkness, Heartless Prince, Terror of Lust

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Enigma
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Hey Scooby, would you join the dark side for a scooby snack?

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PaleoKairi
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"He's a pretty hot guy for a horse"

"Alright, Whore-Biscuit, get off my couch"

*Throws Steve down a 16 storey building*
"Hey look, Biccie! Steve beat my loogie to the bottom!"

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Morph wrote:*nude nudge*... NUDEG***...  NUDEZ**... NUDEG** DAMMIT**... NUDGE**... FUCK... *nudge nudge* there! ^^


Ansem: Fine, what was the last sound you heard?
Biccie: it was "blah ragha blargha"
Ansem: No, it was "ragha blarghara", but you were really close.

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Xemnas (I)
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"...These are not my pants..."

"Shut up Chicken, NOBODY LIKES YOU!"

"EH-NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!"

Matt: "...Fuck you, Cleveland."
*The Phone Rings*
Jes: "Guess what Matty? It's Cleveland."

Jes: "Damnit, I hate when you use that reverse psychology shit on me."
Matt: "You mean like right now?"
Jes: "Yes. I mean NO!"

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Lensilrist
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Meg: How come I never get any lines in this sorta thing

Peter: Shut up meg

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Kieren: *Kieren blows Rayna's head into a billion pieces with a full clip from his assult shotgun
Forte: OH MY GOD HE KILLED KENN- I MEAN RAYNA
Shirou: YOU BASTARD

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Leo
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Me: "So is your wife pretty?"
Old Man: "Yeah...for a pig..."
Me: "Well is she skinny?"
Old Man: "For an elephant..."
Me: "Wow...um...where is she from??"
Old Man: "The southern region of HELL...any other questions???"

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*epic car crash in Beemer nearly killing Ram and Jo*
Ram:HOLY SHIT! agh! My sides.
Jo:"umm want a cookie?"
Ram:Wait a minute, woah woah, I nearly died right then and there and all you can say is "want a cookie?!"
Jo:*looks down at cookie bag* Umm want a macadamia nut cookie?
Ram:0_0! WAT DA EFF! what happened to the chocolate chip?!
Jo: they fell out the window. =/
Ram:Fuck it. GIMME!


True story btw lmao

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Jet Enduro
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"Words cannot explain the pure unrefined STENCH that bellows from your gaping hole that you call a mouth....Now before you open it up again....take my box of tick tacs and PLEASE...drown yourself in mouth wash.."

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Chicken: How do you Hear silence you dumb bitch?

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"Be kinder than nesscessary, for everyone is fighting some kind of battle."

"Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes destiny."

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Enigma
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Journey, adventure? A jedi craves not these things

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Shirou
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"I killed one... the thing I love most in the world."
"A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!"

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"Hey Shi get back here silly!" Etzolix said running naked and ended up in front of people. "...." "Awkward.."

[23:25:24] Zihark joined the chat on 10/17/2011, 11:25 pm
[23:27:16] Zihark : I SUSCEDE SHIROU VELOX, YOUR IDEA WAS BETTER

[02:13:16] Etzolix : YOU WON'T
[02:13:18] Etzolix : I GOT YIMA ON A LEASH

[1:41:03 AM] "Ansem": I only have
[1:41:09 AM] "Ansem": 500 munny
[1:41:20 AM] "Ansem": ....IMA WELFARE PIMP

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Enigma
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Time to sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom de doom doom doom doom! doom de doom de doomy doomy doom. doom de doom doom. Doom de doom doom the end!

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The Most famous line in any Mel Brooks comedy movie.

"It's good to be the king"

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Nakama
1)friend.
2)partner.
3)Ship mate.
Would you give your life for one?

Offical theme
Battle theme.

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