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Shirou
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My Penis is wanted by the FBI...

on March 3rd 2011, 10:58 pm
Can I hide it inside you?

Orrr,

My penis is choking! Give it CPR, quickly!

(This is basically a bunch of pick up lines ;D)

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"Hey Shi get back here silly!" Etzolix said running naked and ended up in front of people. "...." "Awkward.."

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[02:13:16] Etzolix : YOU WON'T
[02:13:18] Etzolix : I GOT YIMA ON A LEASH

[1:41:03 AM] "Ansem": I only have
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[1:41:20 AM] "Ansem": ....IMA WELFARE PIMP

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Etzolix
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Re: My Penis is wanted by the FBI...

on March 3rd 2011, 10:59 pm


Manatees get me bitches.

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Djinni
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Re: My Penis is wanted by the FBI...

on March 4th 2011, 6:08 am
o_e I won't ask about the pick up lines. Nor the picture.
Trent
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Re: My Penis is wanted by the FBI...

on March 4th 2011, 7:59 am


“Excuse me, but what pick up line works best on you?”
/lame

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Shirou
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Re: My Penis is wanted by the FBI...

on March 4th 2011, 11:55 pm
"Wanna play 'rape'?"
"No."
"That's the spirit!"

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"Hey Shi get back here silly!" Etzolix said running naked and ended up in front of people. "...." "Awkward.."

[23:25:24] Zihark joined the chat on 10/17/2011, 11:25 pm
[23:27:16] Zihark : I SUSCEDE SHIROU VELOX, YOUR IDEA WAS BETTER

[02:13:16] Etzolix : YOU WON'T
[02:13:18] Etzolix : I GOT YIMA ON A LEASH

[1:41:03 AM] "Ansem": I only have
[1:41:09 AM] "Ansem": 500 munny
[1:41:20 AM] "Ansem": ....IMA WELFARE PIMP

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Xwaisti
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Re: My Penis is wanted by the FBI...

on March 6th 2011, 3:57 pm
"Can I see your tits?"
"No, really, please let me see your tits. I'll go away, I promise."
"I lied earlier, I want to touch them."

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