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Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 17th 2009, 8:43 am
Alright everyone. I'm hyper, and when I get hyper I come up with weird ideas...my newest idea is this. Everyone is going to post up a random saying or phrase that you've heard. It can be serious, but let's try to keep it humorous. Make us laugh!!! I'll start it off.




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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 17th 2009, 11:16 am
(must be yelled in the middle of a serious conversation for maximum effectiveness)
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone

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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 21st 2009, 11:53 pm
bleeding anuses are no laughing matter. Trust me.

Now not really oe liners bt... still funny ad random

"So you just left the burger lying somewhere in my room to go mouldy?"
"Ya but I have faith in ur ability to locate it before then"


"How the hell did she tie this bow so tight?"
"Well seeing as she's basically blind I'm surprised she tied it at all"

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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 22nd 2009, 12:11 am
" I NEED AN ADULT, I NEED AN ADULT!!"

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on December 22nd 2009, 8:05 am
shut up woman and get on my horse

cuz your the king of the beavers

along with

eat it with a side of shit covered cum pockets

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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 24th 2009, 5:13 pm
hahaha , most of these are pretty good.


Ever made love to a man???
0_0 "um NO!"

:) Want to??

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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 24th 2009, 5:23 pm
Hmmm....

"Life is a bitch, because if it were a slut, it'd be easy."
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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 24th 2009, 7:36 pm
"Do you have any Black inside you? No? Would you like some?"

=D
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on December 24th 2009, 9:53 pm
“Sometimes I feel that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body - which actually works out pretty well”

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on December 24th 2009, 10:12 pm
If you think nobody cares you're alive, try not filing your taxes.


I shall take over America! With sporks, napkins, and Styrofoam! And bubble wrap!

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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 24th 2009, 10:33 pm
Hmmm, how can we cawm?
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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 26th 2009, 4:08 am
Something something something something something dark side

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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 28th 2009, 2:52 pm
Hey Scooby, would you join the dark side for a scooby snack?
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on December 28th 2009, 3:27 pm
"He's a pretty hot guy for a horse"

"Alright, Whore-Biscuit, get off my couch"

*Throws Steve down a 16 storey building*
"Hey look, Biccie! Steve beat my loogie to the bottom!"

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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 28th 2009, 6:26 pm
"...These are not my pants..."

"Shut up Chicken, NOBODY LIKES YOU!"

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Matt: "...Fuck you, Cleveland."
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Jes: "Guess what Matty? It's Cleveland."

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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 28th 2009, 6:40 pm
Meg: How come I never get any lines in this sorta thing

Peter: Shut up meg

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on December 28th 2009, 7:29 pm
Kieren: *Kieren blows Rayna's head into a billion pieces with a full clip from his assult shotgun
Forte: OH MY GOD HE KILLED KENN- I MEAN RAYNA
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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 28th 2009, 9:27 pm
Me: "So is your wife pretty?"
Old Man: "Yeah...for a pig..."
Me: "Well is she skinny?"
Old Man: "For an elephant..."
Me: "Wow...um...where is she from??"
Old Man: "The southern region of HELL...any other questions???"

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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 29th 2009, 1:42 am
*epic car crash in Beemer nearly killing Ram and Jo*
Ram:HOLY SHIT! agh! My sides.
Jo:"umm want a cookie?"
Ram:Wait a minute, woah woah, I nearly died right then and there and all you can say is "want a cookie?!"
Jo:*looks down at cookie bag* Umm want a macadamia nut cookie?
Ram:0_0! WAT DA EFF! what happened to the chocolate chip?!
Jo: they fell out the window. =/
Ram:Fuck it. GIMME!


True story btw lmao
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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 29th 2009, 9:30 am
"Words cannot explain the pure unrefined STENCH that bellows from your gaping hole that you call a mouth....Now before you open it up again....take my box of tick tacs and PLEASE...drown yourself in mouth wash.."

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on December 29th 2009, 1:03 pm
"Be kinder than nesscessary, for everyone is fighting some kind of battle."

"Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes destiny."
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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 29th 2009, 3:38 pm
Journey, adventure? A jedi craves not these things
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on December 29th 2009, 7:29 pm
"I killed one... the thing I love most in the world."
"A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!"

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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 29th 2009, 8:09 pm
Time to sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom de doom doom doom doom! doom de doom de doomy doomy doom. doom de doom doom. Doom de doom doom the end!
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Re: Random Sayings/Phrases

on December 30th 2009, 12:21 am
The Most famous line in any Mel Brooks comedy movie.

"It's good to be the king"

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