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Post by MorpheusZero on July 29th 2009, 9:49 pm

OK. So tonight I went to Church--then afterwards me and the guys and my Pastor went to his school (he's also the school principle at the local Private School), to shoot some basketball. After about 2 hours or so we all decided to go home after 3 games. Well I'm driving--about 2 miles from my house--and there is the car not going as fast as I like him too--so I pass him. Well WHOOP DEE FUCKING DOO STATE TROOPER BITCHES coming from the other direction sees me. He pulls me over--let me tell you what took him AN HOUR TO give me fuckign tickets for...I think I should go in World Record for most laws broken directly after attending church---

-No Seatbelt
-Driving Without Headlights On
-Burnt Headlight (He asked me to turn them on so when i did one of them burnt out RIGHT THERE IN HIS FUCKING FACE!)
-Going 78 MPH in a 45 MPH zone
-No Driver's License
-No Proof Of Insurance


So yea--I didn't have my wallet on me because I was wearing like Athletic shorts to play basketball in so I didn't bring my wallet--WHOOP DEE FUCKING DOO!

Ok now to my point--these sorry sons of bitches need to stop wasting their skanky ass time pulling people over for no gawd damned reason and start going bust up drug deals in the projects--sorry sons of bitches. I bet their rediculous governemnt salary that they couldve been on the news if they had instead of harassing me. Imma go put a virus in the police car while he sleeping...


Asshole...

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Post by Leo on July 29th 2009, 10:32 pm

haha dude that itty bitty white state trooper is a dick!!! I'd be pissed off too!!! and probably wouldn't have my car anymore cuz my parental units would flip the hell out on me!


I've only been pulled over once in my life...SO FAR! I was on a tiny rode in my home town and it has a bad curve on it and I went around the curve doing 58 in a 25 mph zone!!! and there was a cop sitting RIGHT FREAKING THERE!!! Luckily he knows my parents pretty well and obviously likes them or something. He just said that he wouldn't give me a ticket if I told my dad. So I went home and laughed while I told my old man. Then a couple days later the cop asks my dad if I told him or not...I was like "what if I wouldn't have told him???" ah lol oh well.

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Post by Lensilrist on July 30th 2009, 12:19 am

Wow... O-o

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Post by Terradagger on July 30th 2009, 12:33 am

Jesus... why didn't you twelve him?

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Post by Etzolix on July 30th 2009, 12:49 am

Damn, I didn't know they had cops in alabama..

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Post by Leo on July 30th 2009, 1:10 am

-_- yeah we have a couple, usually they just sit on the back porch and dip while polishing their shotguns and talking about their trackin' dog Old Blue...

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Post by Etzolix on July 30th 2009, 1:13 am

Oh, if you count those as cops then you have a lot :D

Though when do you go to court or whatever to waiver those things since you never got caught before.

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Post by MorpheusZero on July 30th 2009, 1:15 am

December.....Funniest thing. MORPH HAS A COURT MEETING...ROFL

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Post by Etzolix on July 30th 2009, 1:19 am

Damn you're always in trouble with the government...

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Post by Leo on July 30th 2009, 1:21 am

-_- ...perhaps Chicken...


haha Morph finally got PWND!!! but that cop is a...well...how do I put this nicely? He's about as fun as sht flavored ice cream...

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Post by Forte on July 30th 2009, 1:37 am

Wow..Just wow..Stupid bastards can't turn a blind eye and shit? Douches.

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Post by Guest on July 30th 2009, 3:31 am

...You do realize state troopers get shitty pay, right?
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Post by Leo on July 30th 2009, 10:48 am

They get paid to sit on their azz all day and ride around on somebody else's gas. Big fuckin' deal. Then when they pull someone over, they have an orgasm with their pen on that dam ticket pad.

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Post by Guest on July 30th 2009, 11:22 am

fuuuuck i hate dealing with coppers in LA.
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speeding ticket <- a wk before my birthday
parking ticket
fix it ticket
smog check =/
not exactly fun for ol Rammykins

and my car is now registered as a local suspect for street racing
wtf hax?
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Post by PaleoKairi on July 30th 2009, 12:41 pm

no state troopers in canada. we just have a small branch of the OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) take care of that shit, but in all honesty, why didnt you have a seatbelt on and how fast was the guy in front of you going?

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Post by Lensilrist on July 30th 2009, 1:01 pm

i have no idea what they got in alberta...O-o

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Post by Terradagger on July 30th 2009, 3:43 pm

Again, fucking twelve the bastard till his ass sings!

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Post by Daniel. on July 30th 2009, 11:04 pm

The Troopers are as big of Dicks in Michigan too. I only have my Permit and I've been pulled over. Driving my Grandpa's truck for a cracked windshield! That Pissed me off and he wasted almost 15 minutes trying to make small talk!

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Post by MorpheusZero on July 31st 2009, 2:43 pm

Xemnas--I know they get shitty pay--thus my statement "their ridiculous government salary..." read....


The trooper told me he clocked the guy behind me at 55 mph...

I wasn't wearing my seatbelt because I was about 2 miles from home...so I didn't bother.

I didn't have my headlights on because I have 3 sets of lights on my car. Head, Fog, and Aux. My AUX are set to a fuse that Auto come on and stay on when car is on. So sometimes I forget to turn the heads on when my aux are on...big whoop.

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Post by MorpheusZero on August 15th 2009, 1:26 pm

WHEEEEEEEE

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy

I got a letter in the mail today!!! WHEEEE


My tickets only cost $600 WHEEE! YAY.! I'm glad its NOT ALOT!

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Post by MrsGrizzley on August 15th 2009, 1:32 pm

*chuckle*

And this is why I thank God for Texas and the Warning system.

I have been pulled over a grand total of three times in my life. All three were for different situations. All three resulted in a simple warning. *grin*

I think the secret is to be polite, or something. I dunno.

I feel for you, though. It is true, what they say. A little power has been the ruin of many a good man.

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Post by Etzolix on August 15th 2009, 1:58 pm

whoa damn your lucky morph ....

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Post by MorpheusZero on August 15th 2009, 4:16 pm

-_-

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Post by MorpheusZero on October 5th 2009, 8:50 pm

I go to court tomorrow morning for all of this stupid shit. Wish me luck.

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Post by Ikara Yukinko on October 5th 2009, 8:53 pm

Goood luck babe. xD

I was wondering why you haven't been on in a while.

WEAR LUCKY UNDERWEARRRR! XDDDDD

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