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Post by Guest on May 9th 2009, 5:30 pm

>.> Ready?


READY!?

Epic battle of Haiku. Remember 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again.



Llamas dance on FRANK
Peanut Butter in my shoe
These are not my pants.


Biscuits is fluffy
His puppy is oh-so cute
I don't have pants on

FRANK is playing chess
Forte leaps across the fence
Allison eats cheese.

Eddie has no shirt
Allison will glomp him soon.
I do fear for him.

Vincent eats his cake
Please give Pinky some, yum yum
No cake for Pinky.



Your turn for Haiku
Make sure that it doesn't suck
or you epic fail
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Post by Alexa on May 11th 2009, 11:49 am

God I am Bored
I am done the work
Sitting in Buisness

To show the boredom
I am writing in this post
Damn it all i'm bored

Yaoi is awesome
I love bakura so much
He is so badass

=/

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Post by Forte on May 11th 2009, 11:56 am

Skrew Ju Fuxeng Nubz
Jur Arpee Ar Maek meh puek
Fgtz nid tu dai.

Translated version :

Screw you fucking noobs
Your RP are make me puke.
Faggots need to die.

Olawd nawt teh nubz!
fuxing stupeed creeayshiongs!
DAY AR NYD TU LERN!

Translation :
Oh Lord not the noobs.
Fucking stupid creations.
They are need to learn.


Lenneh are teh hawt
Alexa is teh Yaoi Queen
Chicken likes pigeons.


YAY BICCIE IS SAFE!
Pinky isn't that sad anymore!
EVERYTHING IS GOOD!


Biscuits kicked death's balls
And lived to tell tales about it
Fucking pwned Cancer.


Seabastard not crab
Seabastard is fucking Leo
He will kick your balls.


I have two weapons
Agony and Irony.
They are a set.


I have a nice spear
It is called The Dragon Spear
It fucking pwns you.


Run, run away bitch!
Watch out for the damn meteor!
Meteor pwns your balls.


Ju sii mai haikew?!
EET EEZ FUXING PWNSOME RAIT?!
I KNU JU LAIK EET!

Translation :
You saw my Haiku?
It is fucking pwnsome right?!
I KNOW YOU LIKE IT!

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Post by Guest on May 11th 2009, 12:52 pm

Smit your haiku sucks
That is off the Avatar
I am not a moron

Forte you are weird
Your name is Seabastard, douche.
You are an asian

Biscuits is so hot
If you touch him you will die
I'll chop off your hands

Allison come back!
We all miss you oh-so much!
These are not my pants!

FRANK is a damn hoe.
The gardening tool you fool.
That shall make me lawl.

Guys, post some Haiku.
Or you epic fail you n00bs.
Even FRANK does it.
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Post by Forte on May 11th 2009, 1:15 pm

I have a new game!
It's Elder Scrolls Oblivion!
Addicted to it.

I won't touch Biscuits
I'M NOT GOING MANSEX CAGE!
Pinky's wrath scares me.

Listen to Frank play
Some video games on Skype Calls!
It is amusing.

I want new DS!
Not that stupid DSi!
I are need moneh.

Guys, haikus are fun.
I like working through limits.
See? NOT THAT HARD BITCH!

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Post by Jet Enduro on May 11th 2009, 2:58 pm

pinky is mah babe
you even think about sex
with her and you die >.>

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Post by Etzolix on May 11th 2009, 3:04 pm

I am a Chicken
I R TEH EPIX CHICKEN
I haz Feathers, rawr.

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Post by Azumi Cho on May 11th 2009, 3:08 pm

Japanese is great
I'm hyper too much coffee
Now I'm very loopy

Yeah...couldn't really think of anything good to write for that one...

Sakura buds
Smell sweet like fresh rain and spring
But the petals fade

At least, that's what I imagine...sorry if it's incorrect...

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Post by Guest on May 11th 2009, 3:19 pm

Forte likes his cage
There he has fun with Mansex
And I laugh out loud.

Biscuits is a god
...he's damn sexy damnit bitch!
...these are not my pants

I am fish lady
I control teh water things
....here lies a blue whale. D:>
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Post by Daniel07 on May 11th 2009, 3:38 pm

I am the Ginger
Haikus are like epic fun
Almost like Boarding

I can not Skateboard
I bail so many times lol
I am a winner

Me and my friends are
The power rangers oh yeah
Power Level up

Haikus make no sense
A bit like watching filmies
filmies have bad plot

I are a emo kid
Like hell i am stupid noobs
I are a ginger

Gingers are the way
Like battered pizza and chips lol
Oh My God So tasty

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Post by Forte on May 11th 2009, 4:02 pm

Oh yeah, forgot to do this one!

I HAS CHOCOBO!
SQUAWKLES THE CHOCOBO! SQUAWK!
CHOCOBO KICK BITCH!

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Post by Terradagger on May 14th 2009, 11:32 pm

I know what is true:
a sad anomoly is
a horrible fate.

(lol wow. Emo)

Happiness is found
In the souls of you and I
So let us rejoice.

(Haha to balance out the emo.)

The bird flies in air,
Dancing so delicately,
It hopes to bring joy.

(Umm...)

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Post by Riku on May 15th 2009, 12:09 am

There once was a man from nantucket. aww dang wrong kind of poetry :P

Shut the hell up Steve
Or I shall stick you in the
Refrigerator

I am furry bear
I eviscerate all noobs
Suck on my penis

Numbers can be hard
Five and seven are easy
Hey Morph that makes 12.

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